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Monday, November 22, 2010

Deer And Lawn Ornament Battle

A seven-point buck lost a fight with a 640-pound concrete elk lawn ornament in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye's home in Viroqua , Wis. last week.
 
 - The buck was apparently sparring with the lawn ornament. Mark Brye, 58, couldnt help but laugh about the unusual incident, the La Crosse Tribune reports.
 
 - "Our gave it to us for
four years ago because we like to hunt elk," Brye told the . "The elk is a nice thing to see every morning. It looks pretty cool, especially on a foggy morning."
 
 - Brye said he knew exactly what happened when he saw the elk tipped over on its side, but wasnt expecting to find the bucks carcass lying about 20 yards away.
 
 - The deer shattered its skull.  Brye claimed the deer using a deer tag issued by a Vernon County conservation warden. The warden's tag note read: "lawn ornament fight & lost."
 
 - He took the deer to a butcher and now has a freezer full of venison.
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4 comments:

Cory said...

The Deer must be a Democrat

Anonymous said...

11:57 you are right the deer was living off of entitlements up until the day he died at least the government didn't have to pay for his burial unlike many of the American leaches in this country.

Anonymous said...

enough already geesh

Anonymous said...

Wish I had a kamikaze deer for my family's food. Rats.