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Thursday, July 01, 2010

A Letter To The Editor

Dear SBYNEWS and Mr.Joe Albero,

I am writing to you to give you the latest Breaking News. In the past week I have seen numerous people file of a public office. I have come to the conclusion that I am perfect for any political office position out there.

Here are my qualifications. I am a female, I am blonde, I really enjoy drinking (a lot ) and last but not least I do not know anything about running a public office. I hope I can count on Your support as I believe it may be needed.

Sincerely and Sober,
Mrs. Ditsy

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe I think this chic is a shoe in , sounds like she has all I need!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the post Julee Dillweed Brewmiester!!

Nick Manning said...

we the people will vote Julie in Joe, you will see. She represents a breath of fresh air to politics, much like sarah palin.

Anonymous said...

Nick Manning said...
we the people will vote Julie in Joe, you will see. She represents a breath of fresh air to politics, much like sarah palin.

5:47 PM

NEWSFLASH: Sarah Palin didn't get elected!!

nick manning said...

6:45 please read my comment again. Its 2 sentences with 2 seperate thoughts. Julie and sarah are both a breath of fresh air to politics. I will debate if you like but please lose the anon.

Anonymous said...

NEWSFLASH: Sarah Palin didn't get elected!!

and look where we are now

Anonymous said...

I'm drunk right now. Sounds good to me ;)

Anonymous said...

Now if she only had the brain cells like Sarah!

Anonymous said...

Joe , I love this woman. It just proves you can be cute and mindless and still get the JOB done. I hope we know her name soon. You always get the good stuff. Keep it up !

Anonymous said...

6:45

where does nick say she was an elected official?
keep the news flashes to yourself.

thanks

Anonymous said...

Mrs.Ditsy , I have to give you credit on putting your hat in the ring. It will be a rough ride but I am sure the end result will be worth it.Keep your chin up .

Elect Mrs. Ditsy said...

Nick 5:47 pm - A breath of fresh air????? How close have you been to Julie lately , all I smell is cheap liquor.

Anonymous said...

Joe if I was Julie's husband I would be kicking your ass right now.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

6:45

where does nick say she was an elected official?
keep the news flashes to yourself.

thanks

7:49 PM

You are obviously and idiot because that was what your implication was.

John said...

Wow! If Julie ever considered stepping down to let the old guard run, I think you sealed it here, if I know her. Game on! Thanks a lot Joe.

Anonymous said...

I don't think being compared to Sarah Palin is a compliment, you betcha!

Anonymous said...

The BIMBO has put her family tree on her blog as if that is going to get her a few more votes. We don't care about her roots and ties to the Eastern Shore. She is a waste of a good vote.

"For anyone interested in my roots and family history on the Eastern Shore, I offer the following. I am posting this because I am running for the House of Delegates for 38A and so it might be interesting for those who'd like to know my family history."

Anonymous said...

Dear Readers, This is a true post . My name is Mrs. Ditsy and a am really considering on running. I contacted Mr. Albero for feed back and support. I am going to make my final decision over the weekend. I have several adviser Mr. Yuenling , Mrs. Svedka and Ms. Jane . I plan on filing on Wednesday July 7th . This should give me time to get my Head in order. Thank you again for all the nice things you have said.

smitty240 said...

Sounds like she's running on the same platform Alvin Greene did in South Carolina.