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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Husband Down


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'


On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would be funnier if WalMart sold beer...they don't!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:02 - Some Walmarts in other states do sell beer, VA and PA are two I have purchased from.

Anonymous said...

besides, the husband came home and shot the wife in "self-defense". isnt it always humorous when a wife hits a husband? yet, when the tables are turned, not too many people laugh.

Jack K Richards said...

They sell beer here in Florida

Anonymous said...

He needs something sweet to eat.

Anonymous said...

They sell beer here in Georgia as well as long as your not in a dry county.