Ducks In Heaven

Three
women die together in an
accident

And
go to heaven.

When
they get there, St. Peter
says,

'We
only have one rule here in
heaven:

Don't
step on the ducks!'

So they enter
heaven, and sure enough,

There
are ducks all over the place.

It
is almost impossible not to step on a
duck,

And
although they try their best to avoid
them,

The
first woman accidentally steps on
one..

Along comes St. Peter with the
ugliest man she ever saw.

St.
Peter chains them together and
says,

'Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is
to

Spend
eternity chained to this ugly
man!'

The
next day,

The
second woman steps accidentally on a
duck

And
along comes St. Peter,

Who
doesn't miss a thing.

With
him is another extremely ugly
man.

He
chains them together

With
the same admonishment as for the first
woman.

The third woman has observed
all this and,

Not
wanting to be chained

For
all eternity to an ugly man, is
very,

VERY
careful where she steps.

She
manages to go months

Without
stepping on any ducks,

But

One
day St.Peter comes up to her

With
the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on

....
Very tall, long eyelashes,
muscular.

St.
Peter chains them together without saying a
word.

The happy woman
says,

'I
wonder what I did to deserve
being

Chained
to you for all of eternity?'

The
guy says,

'I
don't know about you,

But
I stepped on
a
Duck.