What's That Scent

An older Italian grandmother steps on an elevator with 3 obviously high society girls who snub their noses at her as she gets on the elevator.

She picks the 4th floor of the highrise building and notices the only other button pushed is at the top of the skyscraper.

On the way to the 4th floor, one of the high society gals says, “Brittany, just what is that lovely scent?”, Brittany replies, “why Paige, that’s Chanel #5, $100/oz.”

Paige says “How lovely, and Heather, what are you wearing?”

Heather replies “ Oh that’s just Annick Goutail’s d’Hadrien, a steal at $500/oz”.

“How simply sumptuous” replies Paige.

Heather then says to Paige, “My dear Paige, I couldn’t help but notice that the perfume you are wearing, do I get a hint of Caron’s Poivre?”

Paige, just bursting with pride replies, “why Heather, you are quite the connoisseur. You have quite the nose for the best perfumes. This Poivre costs $1000/oz.”

The old Italian woman has about had enough of these 3 and as the elevator coasts to a stop on the 4th floor, they all hear a nearly silent “pfffffffffffffftttttttt”.

The 3 elite socialites exclaim “what is that smell?’

As the old woman leaves the elevator, she turns and says “Broccoli Rabe, $1.75 per lb, have a nice day”