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Friday, August 21, 2009

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

No laughs. Its the natural unemployment cycle. And it begun under the Bush administration. Read a book or take an economics class...

Anonymous said...

don.t forget folks it was george and his pals that this joke started.

Anonymous said...

That is not only funny, but also the truth.

Anonymous said...

when will you all start giving obama the credit he earns instead of just saying well it all started with bush. ya i know bush was a fool to but obama is the one who has put our country on the verge of bankrup that even your grandkids grand kids will be paying back while the ceo of aig, fanny may freaddy mack and do not forget goverment motors

Anonymous said...

Bush & his cronies DID IT to our country!!!!!!!!!-------------------
Do you know how to FIX IT? That's what I thought, of course you don't!!!

Just wait & see what the Ins Co have waiting for you if the Gov. doesn't step in. You'll just not believe it!!!! Only the RICH are going to have Health Care!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

7:36 Obama shouldn't have run for President if he didn't have a well-thought out plan to fix it. He has mad it worse...much worse.

Can't keep blaming our new problems on Bush.