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Monday, May 25, 2009

Young Republicans Turn A Profit On Their First Annual Pig Roast



Republicans young and old gathered in support of the Young Republicans Organization in Salisbury this past weekend. No longer considered a "Young Republican" I was fashionably late, (as elders should be) and missed many of the Guest Speakers.
One Speaker who stuck around was Senator Andy Harris and a few others I'll get into later in another Post. This is a young energetic group of people who will without a doubt make their mark in local and national elections.
The Pork, TO DIE FOR! No one walked away hungry, that's for sure! Several of these young men sat up all night long keeping tabs on the pig roasting. It's very important to keep a steady temperature and these boys did not fail us.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was going to attend until I saw the event advertised on the Fat Man's blog. And I am not the only one that felt the same way. Their loss...

Anonymous said...

Young Republicans = Obese, self congratulatory ravenous locust-pigs and their SUV riding, fashion challenged breeder sows shuttling their whining piglets to and from Salisbury School and Salisbury Christian while gobbling up the rhetorical feces of their disgraced elder pubbies philosophical poo pie, and wallowing in their fetid mudhole of entitlement.

Anonymous said...

Wow..Who is that one good looking guy in the really ugly shirt?

Julie said...

Hmmm nice angle on the pictures there, Joe! lol. What a wonderful time with great people. I can't wait to see the "other" pictures.

Anonymous said...

Young Republicans = Obese, self congratulatory ravenous locust-pigs and their SUV riding, fashion challenged breeder sows shuttling their whining piglets to and from Salisbury School and Salisbury Christian while gobbling up the rhetorical feces of their disgraced elder pubbies philosophical poo pie, and wallowing in their fetid mudhole of entitlement.

wow! Rabid much?

Anonymous said...

1215
Truly, you have elevated name calling to an art form. I complement you on your use of the derogatory attack. Indeed I am sure that those on the right are skewered through their very hearts by your razor sharp Herculean assault on their delicate and easily shattered sensibilities. I now imagine their screams in horrific agony and anguish at your brutal assault. Only now can I finally understand the terrible savagery that those on the right have inflicted on so many that subscribe to your way of thinking. I would imagine that your talons of fury have spilled open the very bowels of so many fetid, weak, and insecure Republican entrails.

Now and only now, do I think the right fully understands that words can truly destroy. There can be no doubt forevermore regarding the dangers of free speech. We all now realize that the evil thing known as the first amendment must forever be muzzled if it could ever hurt another. I can hear the cries of the “Breeder Sows” now as they drive by you in their shiny BMW’s as you walk to the clinic to give blood or perhaps are hunkered down in a dirty alley somewhere. Yes, those “whining piglets” are probably screaming out in pain after reading your visionary diatribe of jagged and broken glass as they jet off to Aspen for a ski weekend. I think I can hear them now
hark
Oh
WOE
IS
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Weaping
Weaping
Weeeeaaaapppppiiiiinnnnnggggggg
I think they are saying,
Oh please, please, forgive us. Your words are like daggers. I am sure you have forced them to doubt the very foundations of their existence. I am further certain that they will now and forever after require intense therapy of such power that only the finest public schools and secular psychotherapists can ever allow them to function in the bathhouses and gyms and back alleys of life.

Also, thank you so much for showing all of us what hate speech really is all about. I’m sure that those on the right now understand why you are so upset.

Further, I am personally quite thrilled that between the two of us, we have managed to keep those on the left and right so far divided, that the distances between us may never be bridged and problems that can only be solved by all of us working together, now

never will be.

To you I say

Well Done.

Sincerely,

Your Government

Anonymous said...

Young Republicans = Obese, self congratulatory ravenous locust-pigs and their SUV riding, fashion challenged breeder sows shuttling their whining piglets to and from Salisbury School and Salisbury Christian while gobbling up the rhetorical feces of their disgraced elder pubbies philosophical poo pie, and wallowing in their fetid mudhole of entitlement.

Young Republican - I'm 26
Obese - No I workout everyday
Self Congratulatory - Yea I graduated college and have a good job
SUV Riding - I have a 13mpg truck. Compute 2 hours a day.
Fashion Challenged - Doubt it. Wife has a fashion degree at Art Institute
Whining piglets to Private Schools - No I went to a public school but was raised correctly by my parents. Worked in the summer in high school and worked through college. I will teach my kids to work for what they wish to have. Not to put their hand out.
rhetorical feces of their disgraced elder pubbies philosophical poo pie, and wallowing in their fetid mudhole of entitlement - Ha Ha your an idiot. Get off the crack pipe

Anonymous said...

10:44 PM I'm a fellow not so young Republican, but that response was so weak and pathetic. I mean really, 12:15 PM's righteous fury is kicking ass and taking names, and that tepid satirical dishwater is the best retort you can come up with? No wonder we lost the White House and Congress.

Anonymous said...

I sure they where all drunk , like Bush at mexico.

Anonymous said...

1032 What?! Dude, 1044 was freaking hilarious! Obviously you're not smart enough to understand what he was saying!