TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES......................

#10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"



#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



#8 Golfer: "Do you think that my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now"



#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually!"



#6 Golfer: "You got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."



#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time."

Caddy: "It's not a watch, it is a compass."



#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf."



#3 Golfer: "Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day."



#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."



AND THE #1 BEST CADDY COMMENT...



#1 Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it is too old.."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."