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Friday, May 15, 2009

Confucius Says:

Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not

Determine who is right,

war determine who is Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse

soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like Hell,

bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man with head up butt (axx) , can't see for crap (shxx).

tedh said...

One who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers

Anonymous said...

Man who sleep on railroad track wake up with split personality.
JM

Anonymous said...

Okay you know... until this you guys never talked like that, so uh lets leave the jokes to them please.

joealbero said...

He who cut fart in Church sit in his own pew.

Reconciled1 said...

Man who eats crackers in bed wakes up feeing crumby

Anonymous said...

Confucious say it takes many screws to build a crib, but only one to fill it.

Anonymous said...

man who go through airport terminal sideways must be going to bangkok

Anonymous said...

man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who sees these as culturally offensive to the Chinese?