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Saturday, April 25, 2009

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2.. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was Corny.

Anonymous said...

Amen.
Women shore can pull a rabbit out of there hat.

Anonymous said...

Blasphemy ! Why do you libs attack the only religion that helps people.

Anonymous said...

AMEN!

Anonymous said...

i think to poke fun at a man who laid down his life for all sinners (you to joe)is a very ignorant thing to do. its your blog, but its also your soul.

Anonymous said...

Leave it alone-----We can all do
without things like this!!1

There's so much more worth while
out there to talk about!!!

Anonymous said...

Did you hear the one about the religious zealot who could not take a joke?