Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.Judy again, remarried,.... and this time, her & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."
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BTW..Joe; I am not even sure a lot of folks are getting this one. But allow me to offer you a laurel, and hearty handshake, for having the onions to even try this one in this forum. You may have to look out at the audience today and say {in the spirit of Carson/Dangerfield...}
"Woo..Bombo..I tell ya', I get no respect; I've never seen dead people smoke before" Keep up the good work :)
lmao here..that was funny!
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