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Thursday, January 01, 2009

2009 SBYnews Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . .
Your contract of readership has been renewed for the New Year 2009!
It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2009
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny.

Anonymous said...

& I wish the same to you...Many happy returns for an Outstanding 2009

Thanks for all that you do.