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Monday, December 08, 2008

Warning from Pakistan

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere deep in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities are fully prepared to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and possibly even Motel 6 clerks.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us NO more candidates for President of the United States!

It's gonna get ugly!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats a pretty freaking ignorant and rascist post joe. Take is down or I will contact your peeps at Salvation Army.

Anonymous said...

I think it is hysterical and quite appropriate for our country. There are way to damn many foriegners in this country as it is. I was in Wal Mart yesterday afternoon and I was a minority in that store. The majority of the people in that store could not would not speak English. I am starting to feel like a minority in the country more and more everyday and I am sick and tired of paying their welfare, Medicaid, WIC and their education.

It's time to wake up America or continue to be a liberal moron like Anon 11:46 AM.

It's time to take back our country.

Anonymous said...

It will come at a great cost to all of us but must be done.

Anonymous said...

12:37,

You were in a Wal Mart yesterday and the MAJORITY of people didn't speak English?

Really?

Was this on the Eastern Shore?

Yeah, here's what I'm guessing really happened:

You showed up in Wal-Mart and happened to walk past ONE Hispanic family speaking Spanish, and you freaked out.

Because you're a racist douche bag.

Anonymous said...

Haaa, that's funny! That us actually extremely funny and in a twisted way shows exactly why our economy is the way it is!!!

Anonymous said...

technically, unless your native american, we are all foreingers and this is not our country. we stole it.

Anonymous said...

Lets not forget the "squatters rights law " after 20 years it has become ours.So lets not allow ourselves to lose what we took.