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Monday, December 08, 2008

The Dinglebarrie Christmas Song In The Tune Of Jingle Bells

"Dashing through the town
In a Volvo lookin gay
While Albero thinks I’m a clown
I’m laughing all the way
Balls on the rearview swing
drinking booze tonight
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A drinking song tonight

Oh, Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
to the Annual Red Cross Luncheon
And soon it was very obvious
No one was seated by my side
Albero’s Lookin at me Like I must be a skank
Humiliated I ran the hell out of there And headed for Matt’s bank

Oh, Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay

Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo looin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay"

Sent in by an anonymous commenter.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is an example when NO one will get sbynews confused as a newspaper. I'm not a fan of the mayor but this isn't comedy central material by far.

Anonymous said...

This is exactly why you are thought of as scum Joe! You are as guilty as the author of this bullshit. I hope the mayor wins her lawsuit against you. Did you ever ask the mayor to talk with you about your differences BEFORE you started stalking and harassing her? My guess would be no. Do you think anyone in thier right mind would want to have an adult conversation with you after you attack them and their families? I don't think so. Your blog is nothing but GOSSIP and 2nd grade games. You will never get a dime for this kind of advertisement, so I wouldn't be so quick to brag about this blog. Do me a favor...Start charging people to read your blog and see that you wouldn't have many fans left.

Anonymous said...

ummmm. yeah..... well, I don't know what to say about that one. Did a 10 year old get online and hack the page to include this ridiculous postin?

Anonymous said...

anon 10:05
I mean Joe!
Do you like being stalked?
The mayor doesn't either.

joe albero said...

anonymous 9:58,

"Did you ever ask the mayor to talk with you about your differences BEFORE you started stalking and harassing her?"

First of all, I have never stalked the Mayor or anyone else for that matter.

Second, You better believe I did everything I could to hold meetings with the Mayor, hence her knowledge of all the dead animals at the Zoo. I met with her in her Office along with John Pick where they took note and documents I provided PROVING hundreds of animals had died.

One the Mayor learned how severe the situation was, she turned on me and tried covering the whole thing up. She then started making ME look bad by caling Press Conferences and she did everything in her powers to make any and all Bloggers look like scum. Or don't you remember those Press Conferences?

Are you claiming you don't remember Gary Comegys, Lynn Cathcart, Mike Dunn and Barrie Tilghman constantly bashing the Blogs in the hopes people would shy away from them and not see the REAL TRUTH going on under her leadership.

The fact of the matter is, Barrie Tilghman has treated me like scum. She sent her leaders out to follow me around. When have you EVER heard of anyone charging me of stalking the Mayor? You haven't because it's never happened.

You are probably one of the people mentioned above once again trying to steer everyone away from the Blogs and trying to make me out to be that nasty Blogger Barrie always talks about.

I did my job. I met with the Mayor and she flat out LIED to me. She knew what was coming and now she has to deal with it. Citizens have come to learn that everything I was saying was actually the truth, even though they tried bringing me down. I started this Blog months after all of that and I worked extremely hard to educate the Public of her actions. She may not like it and I'm confident she's extremely angry that I've built this thing up so that ANYONE with a computer now comes to this Site to see what's new and that's killing her inside.

The Red Cross Luncheon was pure proof, it's over for her and now she knows it as it was confirmed that day.

As far as my advertising, I don't need the money or the headache of starting another corporation. We're considering it but it's not necessary. The Blog is a community service, just like te Daily Times should be. It should be a free paper while making their money off of advertising. I'd even bet they'd make even more money if they did just that.

Anyhow, your comment proves that even those who dislike this Blog come here every single day and that means I've done my job well. We lok forward for some more healthy debate and now you've got your answer.

Anonymous said...

9:58 Joe didn't say he doesn't harass the mayor. That is against the law, maybe she should sue him for that. Everyone else he harasses as well. That may put an end to his money and he may have to go earn that dime and spend less time trying to humiliate people.

Anonymous said...

This is great Joe. Sounds like one or two FOB's got their panties in a twist. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Now thats funny. I dont care where your from. Since the Mare doesn't read this(Ha Ha)I'm sure it offends her. Well Mare here is one for you to print out and add to your folder. That folder must look like War And Peace by now.

I found it amusing and what I do in the privacy of my own trailer is my business. Since the Mare wants to be so evil and nasty you can expect this type of holiday jingle. After your gone in April you can look back and realize where you went wrong. You should have been more open and honest. You have made your enemies the old fashion way and they ain't taking your crap. Merry Christmas from the boys down at the Yard. We got those leaves cleaned up by the way.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha!!! You are getting blasted for this. Does it make you stop and think maybe it's old? No. You'll just get mad and come back nastier and stalk harder. Joe...stop and think would you? Then just stop.

joe albero said...

LMAO! Everyone on here knows you are one person commenting under anonymous over and over again and the funny part is, I'm allowing you to make a fool of yourself.

There are THOUSANDS of citizens that hate that woman and her lies. Just come to Court of January 21, 2008. You'll see.

Anonymous said...

How dare you sully the good name of volvo...

Anonymous said...

Face it Mare. People dont like you or what you stand for. Our Ciyt is in a mess and you are one of the main reasons why. The OCTIPY or the many arms of your government are following you. Your department heads live in fear that you'll lop off their head if they buck you. You have created the US version of the USSR. No free speech, intimidation and retaliation. A perfect recipe for what we have here. Enjoy your creation.

Anonymous said...

SIMON SAYS YES ! CAN WE HEAR THE BUBBA SONG NEXT

Anonymous said...

Uncle Dennis I hear there was a Volvo that sideswiped a car out on Rt 50 recently. The driver of the Volvo was leaving an event at The Fountains.