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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

An Oldie But A Goodie

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dont understand the significance of the 56 million part. wouldn't it be billions or hundreds of millions? or is the number not important? just wondering

Anonymous said...

Duhhhhhh.....havent you heard that 56 million voted McCain/Palin? HELLO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah the pilot would make 68 million people very unhappy

Anonymous said...

Wow Joe. Isn't illegal to verbally voice harm towards the president?

Anonymous said...

hahaha youve gotta be kidding me. those 56 million people all must have something very wrong with them to vote for the old hag and lead this country to another 4 years of failure that Bush set up.
oh salisbury..the home of the completely ignorant republicans.

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Anonymous said...
Wow Joe. Isn't illegal to verbally voice harm towards the president?

6:30 PM

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Point 1- Anonymous Idiot. this wasnt verbal, it was WRITTEN!

Point 2- Anonymous Idiot, this is a JOKE!

I really, really hope you knew this was a joke and just decided to make an idiot out of yourself. Because if not, you have no purpose to be posting online. Idiot!!

Moon Willow said...

Gotta love those "fill in the blanks" jokes!

Moon Willow said...

Oh, and 6:30 PM: it's a frickin' JOKE, not a threat. Jeeze, you people love to jump on the smallest, most meaningless things. I think I need to go back to bed now. I'm getting really cranky.

Anonymous said...

Grannydragon,
YOU have got to be kidding! To say that "you people" jump on any little thing....how can you, apparently a regular here, claim that anybody other than the "loyalists" of sbynews take a thread and try to weave a blanket IS CRAZY!
Just a couple of days ago there was a two day rant about the new administration seizing our retirement and using it as their own. There have been hundreds of these over the last year.

There is plenty for us to consider and try to accomplish here in SBY.
How about concentrating on those things for awhile....

Anonymous said...

Interesing - Pretty amazing that Sarah Palin is still in the limelight. Greta, Larry King, Wolf - they are all
still very interested in her. We will see her back in 2012 and my vote is going to her ! She is a classy lady who can handle ANY situation. Remember OBAMA was the one who said we have 57 states! HMMMM!

Moon Willow said...

So okay, I'll amend that to "some of you people". Told you I was cranky! I tend to get that way when I have so much physical pain that I'm up in the middle of the night trying to forget it's there.

Yeah, I'm a regular here. It's entertaining to read some of the startlingly ignorant and biased stuff printed here. But by no means am I an SBYnews "loyalist." Joe can be, and often is, as full of BS as anyone else. Yes, that includes me...just thought I'd beat you to the punch on that one.

Anonymous said...

I hope Sarah Palin runs in 2012, easy re-election for Obama!