New Investment Stimulus Plan

The Fed. just announce a new investment stimulus plan.

Corporations are being encouraged to merge. The following is a list of the proposed mergers. This is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers coming shortly.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., andZesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang.