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Monday, September 08, 2008

A LITTLE FELLER IN EAST TEXAS

Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in EastTexas, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud EastTexas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

More lies, Joe? Please show any evidence that Barack Obama supports "banning all guns."

Anonymous said...

A semi-amusing story, but Obama is not for taking away all guns.

thomas augustus littleton said...

Is Obama for tampering, in ANY way, with our gun rights that are clearly stated in the 2nd amendment, or is he just content to laugh at us "bitter Americans who cling to our guns and religion"?

"THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE
INFRINGED! "U.S. Constitution, Amendment II :)

What say you, Mr. Obama? What would you really do about about the guns and religion of us "bitter Americans" if elected?

We KNOW what McCain/Palin would do, protect & defend the constitution!

Vote McCain/Palin

Anonymous said...

ANY attempt to controll our gun is the same attempt at your rights to own a gun. There are many laws on the books now...enforce them, no thugs, no crack heads

Anonymous said...

Republicans can't win by making a truthful case on anything. They are the party of distortion.

In the meantime, Sarahcudda can't get straight the who, what, where, when how about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

McCain isn't much more knowledgeable about the economy. Just what we need, four more years of Bush's f-ing economy.

Anonymous said...

Who, what, where, when, nothing.

She didn't know that Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are private corporations! For crying out loud, my teenager knew that!

And THIS might be who ends up running the country? God help us all.

Not going to do a write in protest now. Going to vote for Obama. Someone who is NOT as dumb as Dubya.