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Monday, September 01, 2008

Another Dead Body Found On Fitzwater Street?

I'm told there was a body discovered near the Bridge on Fitzwater St. this morning. I'm looking into the details and I'll get back to everyone on this, should it pan out to be accurate.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chiefy, where are you?

Anonymous said...

You must be wrong, becuz: ain't no crime in Shanie's neighborhood & the police are doing a great job, right?

Anonymous said...

"I'm told there was a body discovered near the Bridge on Fitzwater St."

Bridge on Fitzwater ST? There ain't no bridge on Fitzwater St. There's a bridge on West Main St. and a bridge on Rt. 50, but no bridge on Fitzwater St. Anyway this stiff was found under the Rt. 50 bridge.

Anonymous said...

So, what is this 5 or 6 murders in the city this year?

Anonymous said...

To: D ruts em

Everyone who lives here considers that bridge to be on Fitzwater Street, rightly or not, for obvious reasons. Give it a rest Bubba!

R. Budd Dwyer's .357 said...

Oh No,

Another dead body. I hope this doesn't hurt our chances to be one of America's best cities. Well if that doesn't work out, we can compete with Detroit as murder capital per capita

Anonymous said...

5 that the police know about

so many transients here now nobody would miss a few of them

Anonymous said...

He floated up river with the incoming tide.

Anonymous said...

Not sure of the details, but there was an ambulance, fire truck and police in the lot between Rt 50 bridge and Fitzwater (whatever) bridge this morning about 11 am.

Anonymous said...

7:51 How do you know he didn't fall over the dam from Johnson's? How do you know he floated up from down river?

Anonymous said...

It's a damn bridge over Johnsons Dam, damn.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He floated up river with the incoming tide.

7:51 PM

I heard he had been floating for a couple of days but everyone thought it was just another turd from DingleBarries and bubba's waste water treatment plant.

Anonymous said...

anon 7:13 PM said -
"Everyone who lives here considers that bridge to be on Fitzwater Street, rightly or not, for obvious reasons."

BULL$HIT! THAT'S THE DUMBEST DAMN THING I'VE HEARD LATELY. EVERYBODY WHO GREW UP HERE WILL TELL YOU THAT'S "WEST MAIN ST BRIDGE." FOR OBVIOUS REASONS - IT'S LOCATED ON WEST MAIN ST IDIOT!

APPARENTLY YOU LIVE HERE BUT DIDN'T GROW UP HERE.GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

Anonymous said...

Someones son, brother, best friend, cousin or father is dead and all you freakin numbasses care about is the name of a bridge.

pathetic losers.

Anonymous said...

"Everyone who lives here considers that bridge to be on Fitzwater Street, rightly or not, for obvious reasons."


Not everyone, if you don't know what street is which you best get an AAA map. Your AA one must be a little fuzzy.

Anonymous said...

Probably went for a swim , and the pollution killed him!!

Chimera said...

"Someones son, brother, best friend, cousin or father is dead and all you freakin numbasses care about is the name of a bridge."

Exactly what I thinking!I know it is disturbing,but I get the feeling most of these people do not consider a homeless or transient person to actually be a real human.Which only reveals how in-human they themselves are.

Anonymous said...

The guy was homeless and had been living under that bridge for well over a month.

joe albero said...

You're anonymous and you expect everyone to believe that? It could be true but remember, anyone anonymous could make that statement.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 8:30 is correct. He was living under the bridge for a while. When he first moved in he was a larger man and over the weeks lost a lot of weight. He never bothered anybody and I seldom saw him removed from his location. If he wanted to eat or have shelter all that he would have to do is some sort of petty crime or turn to a shelter for help. I guess he stayed there with the intent to die. It is sad event when someone passes with no-one around.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I know this man personally. He was reported missing in July. He had a home. I found out the news recently. I live out of state and just sadden.