Here's a few one-liners for those who LOVE their job:
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Never put off until tomorrow wheat you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
There are 2 kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we used to get you work for free.
If at first you don't succeed -- try management.
Hang in there . . . retirement is only 30 years away!
Go the extra mile . . . it makes your boss like like an incompetent slacker.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
Sure, you may not like working her, but we pay your rent.
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
2 comments:
tell it to the 51,000 that lost their jobs this month. oh i almost forgot the goverment said thats a good month.
Doing a good job in the city of Salisbury will get you fired. The only way you keep a job in Salisbury is screw up regularly. Look at Pam Olands track record and she is paid top dollar.
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