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Monday, August 18, 2008

Chief Webster Is Roaming The Streets




I went out and took a stroll Downtown earlier and wouldn't you know it, out pops Chief Webster. An hour or two later I was standing outside my building Downtown and wouldn't you know it again, there he was driving by.

I'm so comforted knowing that no matter where I go any more, Chief Webster is there to protect me. Remember Folks, I'm on foot, he's in a car.

So thank you Chief. Serve and Protect Joe Albero is what it's all about. Screw everyone else, right Chief? What's that pesky Albero up to now?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it not better that he spend his time here than in more trips out of town about the "Drill Academy"?

Anonymous said...

Joe:

Ask him to let you do a "ride along" as a member of the media.

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

i see chief webster coming to work everyday. he must live in georgetown, or further. i bet thats atleast $25 in gas everday, plus weekend cruising outta state! WTF?

Anonymous said...

Joe that dude across from your place has cameras trained on your bu.

Anonymous said...

He's protecting you from Matt Tilghman after your post today about him & spouse.

Who has your rear?

Anonymous said...

I saw him go by us as we were talking in front of the court
house last week.

Anonymous said...

Let him put on a uniform, and walk the streets like Dykes and Guthrie did. It was not uncommon for Ed Guthrie to walk the Church street area shot gun in hand, and full riot uniform day and night. And things were alot safer there also.
What we have now is Andy Taylor and Barney Fife.

Anonymous said...

Don't let him walk the streets with a gun without first giving him an alcohol test. You may be able to get him for walking while intoxicated.He is so use to sitting behind the desk or the wheel of a car he couldn't handle walking anyhow. I bet you would never see him out jogging like you use to see Chief Dykes Doing.

Anonymous said...

its robo-knot.

Anonymous said...

Joe, please go walk in a high crime area so the Chief can locate one.

Anonymous said...

he only gets one bullet at a time geesh

i saw coulbourne dykes at Jean-Pierre's bar (in the basement) at one plaza east lawd must have been 25 years ago he was working undercover, even as chief. one night he leaned over the bar and i saw one of the three pistols he carried at all times

he had his hair slicked back if I hadn't seen the gun and got a second look i wouldn't have known it was him, current chiefy needs only a wig

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He's protecting you from Matt Tilghman after your post today about him & spouse.

Who has your rear?

4:31 PM

Matt would like to have his rear. I heard Matt turned gay after living with the witch for all those years.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Joe, please go walk in a high crime area so the Chief can locate one.

7:21 PM

Uhhhhhh! Joe is doing that. Wouldn't that be anywhere in Salisbury?

countrygirl@heart said...

Ha Ha hee hee
too funny! My mom used to work @ the station "YEARS" ago. She said it is sad how it has deteriorated since Dykes left. She remembers lots of great stories and inside jokes. I bet it's not even fun for them anymore. It used to be a big family....now it's probabally more of a Jerry Springer marathon!

Anonymous said...

yeah like to be a fly on the wall there and the mare's office