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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Man Feet!


Guess who's feet this belongs to?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe,
It says on the juciciary case search that that paul guy from the landfills case is closed. Next to the plea it says other and the disposition is nolle prosequi. Does that mean he squealed like a pig and got off on the charges? If so, that is a sham.
DISTRICT COURT OF MARYLAND
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Case Information
Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR WICOMICO COUNTY - CRIMINAL SYSTEM
Case Number: 1H00046404Tracking No:083764102682
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 02Location Code:03
Document Type: STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:02/19/2008
Case Status: CLOSEDCase Disposition:TRIAL

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Defendant Information
Defendant Name: TOMASZEWSKI, PAUL EDWARD
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: MHeight:509Weight:165DOB:12/12/1964

Address: 9731 MAR- LYNN DRIVE
City: DELMARState:MDZip Code:21875 - 0000

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Charge and Disposition Information

(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below the Charge)

Charge No: 001Description:THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Statute: CR.7.104Description:THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3 5041MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 01/01/2007 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

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Charge No: 002Description:THEFT:LESS $500 VALUE
Statute: 27.342Description:THEFT:LESS $500 VALUE
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3 5010MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: 12/19/2008 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

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Charge No: 003Description:THEFT-SCHEME:$LESS $500
Statute: CR.7.104Description:THEFT-SCHEME:$LESS $500
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3 5030MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: 01/01/2007 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

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Charge No: 004Description:THEFT: $500 PLUS VALUE
Statute: CR.7.104Description:THEFT: $500 PLUS VALUE
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3 0521MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: 02/19/2008 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

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Charge No: 005Description:CON-THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Statute: CLDescription:CON-THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3C5041MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 01/01/2007 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

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Charge No: 006Description:CON-THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Statute: CLDescription:CON-THEFT-SCHEME: $500 PLUS
Amended Date: CJIS Code:3C5041MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X
Incident Date From: 01/01/2007 To: 12/19/2008 Victim Age:
Disposition Plea: OTHER PLEA
Disposition: NOLLE PROSEQUIDisposition Date:03/31/2008
Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
Amt Suspended: Fine:$0.00Court Costs:$0.00CICF:$0.00
PBJ EndDate: Probation End Date:Restitution Amount:$0.00
Jail Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Suspended Term: Yrs:Mos:Days:
Credit Time Served:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the wicked witch of the west?

Anonymous said...

no,
it probably means he was indicted in the circuit court, and as a result his district court case was dismissed.

Anonymous said...

SASQUATCH!!

Anonymous said...

It probably says closed because they are getting indicted! Have you not been keeping up with the news?

Anonymous said...

My first quess is the mare, I can invizion them curling up and withering away. 2nd guess would be comegies, his other side is becoming more predominont

Anonymous said...

With feet like that, one wouldn't need snowshoes.

Anonymous said...

My guess would have been Mike Dunn, but the title of the post is "Man Feet," so they could not be Mike Dunn's. Give us a hint! LMAO

farm boy

Anonymous said...

Nah, you're all wrong....Its Bubbas feet!

Anonymous said...

JOE,
THE SHOES LOOK BETTER THAN THE FACE. SJD

Anonymous said...

Barrie's feet--ugly, ugly, shoes and feet. Why is the rest of her looking so haggard and unkempt recently? She is sagging all over--or is she melting?

Anonymous said...

Quick, somebody drop a house on her!

Anonymous said...

You're ALL wrong....it's Ray Lewis prepping for the inevitable.

Lookin' mighty cute in them shoes BOY!

Anonymous said...

I bet bubba likes them.

Anonymous said...

I don't know who's feet they are but if I was anywhere around the 3rd floor of the GOB and could smell something I would have to guess its the mares stinkin ass feet.

Anonymous said...

Is the GOB infested with roaches? They are some of the butt ugliest roach killers I've ever seen. And the size of them. Give me some oars guys we'll row these boats upstream to visit the zoo. Good lawd theys some fuggly shoes.

Anonymous said...

So childish.