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Saturday, August 08, 2020

That Creepy Old Weirdo In The Basement Will Never Debate Trump

There are a few safe bets in life – the sun will rise in the East, the mainstream media will tongue-bathe the Dems, the Never Trump sissies of the Ahoy crew will die alone, forgotten, and unloved – but there is no safer bet than on Joe Biden not taking the debate stage with Donald Trump.

If he does debate Trump, Grandpa Badfinger is toast. And if he doesn’t debate Trump, Grandpa Badfinger is also toast. Either way, that post-moderate muppet is a breakfast entrée. Dodging the debate is merely his least bad choice, sort of like going with chlamydia over syphilis.

The media and the Biden campaign are doing everything they can to avoid the moment where the public consensus coalesces around Biden’s obsolescence. You know how that goes. One day, a politician is defined by his positions. The next day, there’s a moment in time when a new perception gets locked in stone, where the mere mention of his name gets people nodding and a single word seems to define him forever. With Biden, the word will be “senile,” just like with Bill Clinton the word is “humidor.”

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will be Hillarious to watch !!! Make him do it !!! a Must !!! LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

Bait him with the promises of young girls wanting to meet him.....he’ll show up then!! Creepy Joe, if you don’t vote for him you ain’t black.....his family has no respect for him! SO SAD!

Anonymous said...

Biden is Hid'en underage girls in his basement !!!

Anonymous said...

No he won't, they have made the Democrat convention virtual now. Biden will accept the nomination via virtual. I wonder how much time they will have him in front of a camera with a live mic? They do not want him in front of a camera or in public. It will expose his true state of health.

Anonymous said...


Joe's new stump speech is "I'm stumped. Where am I?"

Anonymous said...

12:01 that’s funny right there....I don’t care who you are!! 2 thumbs up 👍👍 for 12:01! Ha Ha Ha SO TRUE!

Anonymous said...

Biden is done. I’d be willing to bet that the dems will try to force a ‘virtual’ debate so they can do their best to script him, and limit the damage. If Biden goes live with Trump, he’s doomed.