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Monday, April 15, 2019

Ocasio-Cortez Appears On 'The Price Is Right,' Guesses Everything Is Free


HOLLYWOOD, CA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began and every time it was her turn to estimate the price of an item her answer was "free."

Items included a set of Italian leather handbags, an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas, and a brand new 2019 BMW 330i, at all of which Ocasio-Cortez shouted, "FREE!"

When host Drew Carey asked if Ocasio-Cortez understood the game's rules, she told Carey not to cat-call her and then responded, "Don't hate me cause you ain't me."

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the words of Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder) "never go full retard!"

Anonymous said...

She'll never wear that dress again.