Doctor in Rome

A doctor in Rome wanted to get off work, so he approached his assistant

"Giuseppe, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Giuseppe.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Giuseppe, how was your day?"

Giuseppe told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Giuseppe, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, " says Giuseppe.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Well Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bat outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:

'HELP ME for the love of St Anthony! For five years I have not seen a man!'

"Tunderin' lightning Jesus Giuseppe, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."