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Sunday, January 28, 2018

SPD Bank Robbery Press Release 1-22-18


48 comments:

Anonymous said...

In other news, the SBY PD is looking for a proofreader with at least a high school education.

Anonymous said...

Proofreading is another skill that escapes the SPD.

Anonymous said...

Now that there, gentlemen, is some impressive police work!!

Anonymous said...

There were 2 suspect#3? Maybe they can't count higher than 3?

Anonymous said...

So just driver only to fill an ATM?

Anonymous said...

Press Release
We showed up late despite our overpriced predictive policing software.
We wrote an inaccurate mistake laden report.
Please do our job for us while we write tickets and be on the lookout for 60+% of Salisbury.
I think we'redone here. Wrap it up Babs

Anonymous said...

The guards should all be fired this is their job and apparently were a sleep.Or they were part of it.

Anonymous said...

The dollar amounts don't qualify the truck to have more than one employee aboard.

Anonymous said...

Those descriptions just described 1/3 of Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

there were 2 suspect 3's because they were twins

Anonymous said...

Just trying to understand. So there was only ONE guard filling an ATM machine? NO other guards with him??? Is that normal practice for there to be ONLY ONE guard in an armoured truck?

Anonymous said...

If this is the best press release the SPD can muster, no wonder crime is out of control. The Chief needs to use the broken windows theory within her department - starting with spelling and grammar matter, not to mention proof reading! Most departments wouldn't tolerate this sloppy work.

Anonymous said...

Well if you want to see more spelling and speech prowess tune in tomorrow to the Kaiser debacle that is dry like chewing saw dust...but now that I say that Babs will have that clown doing cartwheels in front of the camera and slinging pizza slices at the wall kinda like ole Ghallegher Comedy stand up

Anonymous said...

Da 'Bury is exceptionally special! Right Jake?

Anonymous said...

So thats why there were 7 SPD cars going balls to the wall that early in the morning.

Anonymous said...

If memory serves me correctly, there's a fence blocking off access to this property from RT50. The perps must have cut it in advance.

Anonymous said...

No they probably crossed it through that part that hasnt been fixed in a month whole section is missing and now i see tapes broke off so probably the thugs at that ghetto convient store about 4 5 standing out there constantly

Anonymous said...

Wonder when Jake gonna drop Babs and her zeroes they couldn’t lead their way out of a wet paper bag

Anonymous said...

446 no fence

Anonymous said...

4:46 no there is no fence anywhere on the property or behind it.

Anonymous said...

158 1/3 is being awfully generous. 2/3's is a better approximation.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the work of Torrez Wise

Anonymous said...

I guess times have changed. When I used to work at a local bank, the tellers filled the ATM machine, not an armored truck.

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised it wasn’t written in crayon.

Anonymous said...

Get off your butts, under the mushroom of your computer, and run for mayor if you live in Salisbury.. The police Dept. despise Day. So shut up on here, get out and do something. You mine as well be yelling at a wall on here.

Anonymous said...

Jake said in his campaign promise to multiple organizations that if they support him, he would replace Barb’s. And when they supported him, he has yet to fulfill his obligations. When are you going to keep your promise Jake now elected. Promise we won’t back you a second time.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like there should be a big fence, a glorious fence and the criminals will pay for it.

Anonymous said...

build that wall

Anonymous said...

As I remember it Jakie ran unopposed.

So, if you're pissed about his performance... Get busy.

Anonymous said...

I hear the mayor's pay is good...
Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Suspect #3 a black male.....

Suspect #3 No Description Available.

lmclain said...

Who protects the citizens?? NO ONE but themselves.

Four guys rob and detain an armored truck driver, run away ON FOOT, and can't be found?
But YOU can't carry a gun because of......um....the police protect you??
Sounds like those guys could have stopped for breakfast while the police finally got to go 90MPH through town (not too worried about killing an innocent person so a bank doesn't lose any money) made their way over to the bank.
Bet your life (no pun) that YOU better be carrying heat. This stuff is big city crime now and, in a second, you could go from ordering a coffee to being beaten to death or shot. The report the police file will be second rate, too. YOU will be dead.
And the police, the governor, and all liberal goofs will CONTINUE to tell you that THEY control your rights and THEY determine which rights THEY think you can have.
Jury nullification. That's a right you NEVER hear them talk about. NEVER.
So pack the heat. Don't think you need a cop or a fat-ace politician to give you PERMISSION.
I got your permission.
Keep cheering!

Anonymous said...

Why ain't you in church Imclain? Day off from preaching at the looney bin?

Anonymous said...

Joe, you really need to censor this fool before he ends up getting someone send to jail by believing his crap about carrying without a permit. Some lawyer will take the case of suing you and him on behalf of a client convicted for said offense. You might not lose, but your lawyer will be the winner in the end.

Anonymous said...

lmclain, are you Francis from the movie “Stripes?” You sound a lot from Francis, from the movie “Stripes.” I think you might really be Francis, from the movie “Stripes.”
Lighten up, Francis.

lmclain said...

The same guy posts three times but ain't man enough to put his name on anything.
Probably one of the cops who showed up, after the fact (surprise!!) to file a report and is now totally embarrassed by the fact that 4 men on foot somehow eluded dozens upon dozens of police and the dogs.
Good work. Outstanding. Now, 4 armed thugs are on the loose and you or I might be the next ones shot.
Just tell me what you think a citizen should do? Meekly hand over his car keys, wallet, car, maybe take a serious ass-whipping or get killed (or someone in his family) because our "leaders" think THEY pass out our rights??
Just take the beating and the robbery and call the police afterwards, if you live, because that is EXACTLY how they want crime to occur. Your life and safety mean NOTHING to them.
Disarm the citizens. Leave them vulnerable and if they get killed, well, at least they weren't violating some gun law, so the cops and politicians can sleep good, knowing that even though a good citizen and his family were carjacked and killed, THEY still have their guns, their security and their peace of mind.
You are still dead. No biggie, right? What is the value of a serf?
THAT is the scenario you seem to favor. Not me.
Jury nullification strikes fear into the system. I'll be willing to bet that most citizens aren't even aware of jury nullification because that RIGHT is NEVER spoken of and is certainly never allowed to be spoken of in court.
Why? They are afraid of it.
Carry a gun.
I, like millions of others, am not going to place my safety in the hands of people who always show up AFTER the fact.
I, like millions of others, don't think I need a cop or a fat-ace politician telling me that I have to be a sacrificial lamb and that's the way it is, like it or not.
I ESPECIALLY disrespect cops and politicians who either carry a gun or surround themselves with people who do, while telling ME it's against the law.
Our "leaders" get to protect themselves but the serfs don't???
I think I hear your momma calling you for dinner......

Anonymous said...

Wanna be a man Imclain? Post your real name as well as make/model of vehicle you drive. Guarantee that you will get a chance to test that jury nullification theory. You need psychological help and should be barred from owning firearms on that basis alone.

lmclain said...

No criminal or civil record. Vietnam-era veteran. Honorable discharge. Homeowner. Tax payer. Successful children. No tickets, not even a seat belt violation.

GUN OWNER.
I'm the guy you want around when your wife is getting attacked at the mall.
You're just angry that someone doesn't fall in line with your "We will protect you" BS. And THAT is what it is.
Anonymous again, though, huh, while you talk about "being a man"?
As far as my name and tag number, or job, or address?
At LEAST 5 cops have accessed my MVA file and looked me up on various websites. ALL illegal. But cops, being protected by a badge, do it anyway, because what can a citizen do about it? Complain to the police??
They DAMN SURE know who I am. So when does that "guarantee" take effect?
Or are you angry that I inform citizens of something people like you try to HIDE from them?
Argue facts. Present a counter argument. What I said is the TRUTH.
Politicians can have guns and surround themselves with lots of them. The serfs can't? Explain it.
Jury nullification is the TRUTH, too. You, like every prosecutor and judge, do NOT want citizens to even KNOW about it. Explain it.
Your turn, anonymous.

Anonymous said...

I am a CCW holder that has the right to carry and the right to take you out if you threaten me or my family. FYI, my wife has a CCW too. So you don't need to worry about her unless you act in a threatening manner towards her or her family members. You have serious mental issues and are the reason that laws exist concerning gun ownership and the right to carry. Thankfully you are old and your days are numbered.

lmclain said...

I have the right to carry, too, doctor.
I don't worry about anything. Why should I? I'm glad your wife has a CCW, too.
Because YOU have been given "permission" doesn't mean it's a standard , normal thing the government does.
I don't act "threatening" in any manner to anyone, either. I'm never looking for trouble, but I am not putting up with much of it either, doctor.
I notice that you didn't present any factual arguments or try to counter anything I presented. And you still are being a bad-ass "anonymous" little bi**h. They teach you that in medical school?
Lastly, if was so dangerous and unbalanced, why haven't the police ever arrested me for some crazy action?
Explain what I asked you to explain.
Oh, you can't?
Your turn, anonymous cheer leader.

Anonymous said...

Not my job to explain the law to you old man. No permit = illegal to carry = go to jail if you use it.

lmclain said...

I KNEW you had nothing.
I'll carry EVERY DAY. NOTHING you can or will do about it.
Use your name, sissy.

Get off your knees while you're at it....

Anonymous said...

Awww Grumpy old man is resulting to insults because he is a law breaker waiting to get caught. Limelight Lewis is waiting for you to slip.

Anonymous said...

It must be depressing to not be the big man running around with a gun in Vietnam terrorizing rice farmers and their families. How many did you harm? Each and every post you make is an attempt to dominate the conversation and make yourself appear superior to everyone else. I bet you really got off on Vietnam and your life has been a disappointment since those "glory" years. As others have stated, you really need to seek a mental health professional for treatment. The VA probably can help you with that if you don't have health insurance.

Your telling people that it is ok to break the law by carrying a weapon without a permit is reckless and dangerous. What happens if someone follows your advice and gets killed? Regardless of whether it is the person with the weapon or the other person, I can assure you that there are attorneys out there that will find and sue you if the person with the weapon relied on your advice.

I am done with you and hpe that you get the help you truly need.

lmclain said...

4:48 LOL
I hope that means you won't lecture me anymore.
I'm NOT saying "it's okay to break the law".
My position is much greater than "breaking the law".
It is that EVERY man and woman have the God given RIGHT (NOT "granted" to us by people like you) to be able to defend themselves and their family and that right doesn't end at the end of my driveway. NO ONE, especially --- ESPECIALLY --- people who CARRY GUNS and have dozens of people around them WITH GUNS, can tell me that I don't have the same rights they do. You are cheering the wrong team.
Are they special because they are politicians?? Revolutions have started for less than that.
My position is that prosecutors, cops, judges, politicians and sissies don't get to tell citizens who goes to prison. "We, the people" determine that. It is encoded in our LAW.
Remember O.J.'s trial?? "We, the people" said "sorry, we don't he's guilty". Jury Nullification in action. You may not like it (and I can tell you HATE that idea) but live with it. You HAVE to....
I can also tell you hate the military, too. For the record, I never went to Vietnam, thank God. I don't want to shoot ANYONE.
But I'm not afraid to do it.
No one --- no cop, no citizen, has EVER seen me with a gun in my hand, unless it was at the range. Crazy behavior, huh??
NO ONE has ever said I threatened them with a gun and I have no record at all.
I have no respect for Two Sets of Laws. Or the proponents of such, like you.
Finally, a lawsuit?? I wouldn't even need an attorney to beat THAT.
Thanks for the long distance diagnosis. I will continue to bash politicians and anyone else who thinks they get to sacrifice my life on their political stands. It's called "individual freedom", not crazy.
AND, I'll be carrying a gun while I'm doing it.
Just in case.....
Your turn, anonymous. Or was "done with me" more liberal BS??

Anonymous said...

He is really off his rocker now.....

Under Md. Code Ann. § 4-203, it is illegal to wear, carry, or transport a handgun (concealed or open) without a valid permit. The code also prohibits carrying or transporting a gun on school property, or in a vehicle traveling on a public road, parking lot, waterway, airway, or with the deliberate purpose of injuring or killing another person.

Penalties

Illegally carrying a firearm in Maryland is a misdemeanor. Penalties vary depending on the number of previous offenses:

Penalties for first offenders include up to 3 years in jail and fines ranging from $250 to $2,500.
A second conviction carries a prison sentence between 1 and 10 years.
3 or more convictions requires a minimum of 3 years in prison with sentences up to 10 years.

Anonymous said...

You win. I can't compete with your superior intellect. We have learned that you couldn't even be all that you could be in the military because even the US government didn't have enough faith in you to be a real soldier. Secondly, you can be found spewing your paranoid ramblings at a gun range which means that you were not even successful enough to own a piece of property that you could shoot your guns on.

It must be so humiliating to live life feeling that there are so many people out there that live by another set of rules which grant them more rights than you have. Please insult me by calling me names. It hurts so much.

lmclain said...

If you knew any actual facts about me, instead of projecting your failures and inferior intellect.
Those penalties you posted?

They don't mean sh*t if the jury says they don't.
I suppose it WAS liberal BS about "i'm done with you". LOL.

Understand this.......I don't give a f about what you or any other cheerleaders think...and while I'm at it, what branch did you serve in??
Do you OWN a gun? Is your boyfriend afraid of it?
I don't care, either, how you live, or how others live. It has NO effect on anything I do.
Answer the question doctor (Do you actually HAVE a degree? I mean, NOT one from Phoenix University??).
I must admit, however, I AM amused at you half-assedly complaining about insults while you weakly deliver your own!!
I'm taking $10,000 out of my bank account this Thursday to give to my son to help him buy a house. Sound like I'm destitute, girlie boy??
I have a house AND an apartment!
As Shaq once asked someone "How does my a** taste?
Thanks for admitting your intellect is inferior to mine . I guarantee it is....
Now I need to clean some guns up.
Tell your boyfriend (or is it child porn that really gets you off?? or BOTH) to find a safe space...
Stick with anonymous.