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Saturday, July 08, 2017

The Haircut

One day, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' 
The florist was pleased and left the shop. 


When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. 
 
 
Later, a cop came in for a haircut and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. 
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
 
 
 


Then a Congressman came in for a haircut and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. 


 


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. 
 



As Ronald Reagan said: BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN.....AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

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