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Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Her Chelseaness: How to Be Entitled and Boring without Really Trying

Chelsea Clinton is a person, no, a citizen, no, a global citizen, and she is done being quiet. 

Chelsea Victoria Clinton was named after the Joni Mitchell song “Chelsea Morning,” and as of the spring of 2017, it’s Chelsea Morning in America. Boom, she’s in Variety . . . CBS This Morning . . . The New York Times Book Review. She even picked up a Lifetime award! Okay it was from Lifetime, as in the cable channel, not for a lifetime of achievement, but still, Chelsea Clinton is everywhere. America, whether it asked for it or not, has become the setting for an invasion-from-inside thriller: The Chelsening. 

She’s not just a little girl anymore, you know, not just someone’s daughter or campaign prop. Chelsea Clinton is a person, no, a citizen, no, a global citizen, and she is done being quiet. Hear, world, as Chelsea speaks out. She is speaking out about social media: “I’ve recognized, as a lot of people have, that Twitter is a vehicle for me to share my thoughts.” She’s speaking out on movies: “Of course I’m going to see Furious 8. I’ve already seen Logan. I love that Logan is being succeeded by a little girl.” She’s speaking out on the Clinton Foundation: “At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful, empowering difference in whatever ways we can.” She’s speaking out on speaking out: “This is not the time to be silent or stay on the sidelines.”

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She is an ugly POS - just like her mom...and dad(whoever that may be)!
Wasting oxygen that could be utilized to help real worthful people grow and thrive!

Anonymous said...

The Clintons should heed some advice and drop out of sight forever. Trump just fired Comey. Let the prosecutions begin!

Anonymous said...

She can join Mom and Dad in prison now that Comey is gone.

Anonymous said...

Here we go again. The spawn of Hillary and the cyborg bill. See, in the 90's, the reptiles who ultimately used Obama's brain to include a mind control chip, were only able to try their proton-day beams to infuse bill with their commands. He rebelled at times, infuriating the reptilian puppet masters. This caused them to create Obama from spare parts (hence the mismatched ears and scars on his head) and include a mind chip which needed to be coupled with a teleprompter. One can only imagine the alien.demon upgrades in this one...

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Anonymous said...

The BEST MONEY the Clinton Foundation could spend would be for Chelsea to have plastic surgery.....OR....get her a permanent seat of THE VIEW with the other HOMELY BITCHES Whoopie and Behar!!!! Ha Ha Ha TRUTH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Everytime I turn around her name shows up on another Board of Directors. I'm starting to think she's selling her social influence much like her parents sold their political influence.

Anonymous said...

Apple does not fall far from the tree and she has learned corruption from the best.

Anonymous said...

Her mama is likely pushing all this. NO MORE CLINTONS!!!