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Thursday, April 20, 2017
Young Doctor Tries To Outsmart An “Old Geezer.” What Actually Happens Is Pure Gold!
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get an easy $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic
This is what happened.
Dr. Young:“Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer:“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aagh! This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:“Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He’s angry now, and spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his money. He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once he thinks of a clever plan…
Dr. Young:“I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer:“Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young:“Oh no you don’t. That is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer:“Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young:“My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!”
Dr. Geezer:“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so… Here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young:“But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer:“Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer “