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Thursday, April 06, 2017

Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law

SACRAMENTO (AP) — Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.

Environmentalists hope that tackling short-lived pollutants such as methane now would buy time to develop new and more affordable technology to reduce carbon emissions.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

After an evening of eating Mexican food, I could compete with any cow out there. Will they be regulating humans as well? Talk about crazy stupid laws!!!

Anonymous said...

Damn! They're going to have to put exhaust pipes on their cows!

Anonymous said...

I guess California won't have "happy cows" anymore. They'll be too uncomfortable from holding in their gas!

Anonymous said...

California.....its where all the fruits and nuts are.

Anonymous said...

My Ex-wife has never been to California. go figure .

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable another tax...
liberals are criminals.

Rebel Without a Clue said...

Now that is some crazy $#i+! How do they figure out how much gas that each cow is producing and then how can a farmer claim that his cows are not producing that much gas?

One Cow farts 20 times a day. Each fart is "X" ML in size. 20 * X * # of cows on farm = A whole bunch of gas!!! Not Scientific

Anonymous said...

I know what they are smoking on the left coast - but what the hell are they drinking? WOW!

Anonymous said...

How long until they limit you on the number of children you can have.

Anonymous said...

California is one big bowl of granola, but now without the milk:
Fruits, nuts and flakes.
This is un-f*ng-believable! Let them succeed from the union.

Anonymous said...

this is beyond crazy...california, land of fruits and nuts.

Ray Wisniewski said...

I like to see them do emission testing to a field full of cows LOL

Anonymous said...


Expect Gov. Moonbeam to announce Tesla will be building an electric cow in 3,2,1...

Zorro said...

NEW LAW JUST PASSED IN MEXIFORNIA..........anyone....just anyone who farts in public....20 years in jail per Gay Jerri Brown.. .COPS WILL BE ISSUED FART DETECTORS..