Sto-Rox High School in the gritty Pittsburgh suburb of McKees Rocks is the site of the new fork-free policy, according to local NBC affiliate WPXI.
The superintendent, Frank Dalmas, implemented the policy and other draconian measures last week to keep students in line.
There have been fights involving injuries. (It’s not clear if these fights are fork-related.) There has been drug use in bathrooms.
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11 comments:
Just remember forks don't kill people. People kill people. Just as true for forks as it is for guns!
If you can't control the kids, resign so they can find someone who can. May I recommend a military type school?
John Wick once killed 2 men using just a pencil ...
The school system is the JV to maximum security prison.
Only in the suburbs of ARMPITTSburgh!
I graduated school in 1980, and never had this ridiculous crap in school, like it does today.
Time for plastic sporks, just like prison
Guess they will b taking all the pencils out of school too
Won't happen here, we even allow kids to draw hangmen nooses on black stick figures in college and nothing gets done.
"Man, I'm gonna fork you up!"
Damn Amish.
No this superintendent is wrong! He should have given them sharp knives!
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