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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Three Lassies from Scotland

Was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember!


Anonymous said...

Now that was good

Anonymous said...

Ignore ignorance.

Anonymous said...

Too too funny. Good laugh!

Anonymous said...

That one never gets old! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Nice interjection of some good old humor when we need it. Thanks Joe.

Anonymous said...

They could be from Delmar.

Anonymous said...

Now that there's funny.