An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong. 
* Keep skunks and bankers at a
distance. 
   * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.

  * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

   * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge. 
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't

never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
   answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
   older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't

botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a

rain dance. 

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

  * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with, watches you from

the mirror every mornin'.

  * Always drink upstream from the herd.

  * Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment.

  * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

  * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.