Democrat Convention Schedule Update

 

Saturday, 27 August  2016

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and

Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a

public Servant and claim to be broke"

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career

without ever having a job, and

still avoid paying taxes!j

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to

Army deserter Bo Berghdal

Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and

Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

and on using the terminology

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee

Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and

withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s

someone she got killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as

"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

the Washington Post and the New York Times

with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters

still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar -

"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM

Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the

White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in A

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend

It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews