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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Women Suicide Bombers On The Rise Don’t Have Much Use For 72 Virgins. Here’s What They Get Instead

The number of female suicide bombers is on the rise and coincides with the ascendance of organizations like Islamic State, Boko Haram, al-Shabaab and others.

Men apparently receive 72 virgins for engaging in suicide missions. Women, according to Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman, will each receive one young man with “a penis that never bends.”

“The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’ So, she can have sex with this strong man, but she cannot have multiple men taking turns with her,” Al-Salman said in a video earlier this year.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twisted logic! ...you think?

Anonymous said...

And the young man's name is Bill

Anonymous said...

Not enlightenment, not redemption or a chat with God, but magic clothing, eternal youth and a perennial stiff one attached to a boy toy. This is paradise?

Anonymous said...

This is radical nonsense.

Anonymous said...

That and a fat spliff that never burns down....

I say....yes indeed!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like heaven to the former mayor!