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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Pizza Hut Officially Announces Pizza Surrounded By Pigs In Blankets

Over the last eight years and in multiple countries, Pizza Hut has been carefully developing their “hot dog stuffed in a pizza crust” concept. An early version stuffed only the ends of a regular-length hot dog inside the crust, creating a pretty flower shape. Then the frankfurters lay horizontally along the crust, like the ropes of cheese. Now the crust has finally come to America, as the Hut hinted earlier this week

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yayyyy

Anonymous said...

OMG...you are going to make King Obama mad!!!

Anonymous said...

Gross. Hot dogs don't belong on pizza.

But worst of all, it looks like nasty toes all around the pizza.

Anonymous said...


Wait just a minute! I will not eat this until the weenies are wrapped in bacon!

Anonymous said...

There's something weird about the way they look, sort of like they're alive and surrounding the edge of a pond for a drink. And they look just a little suggestive, their pink ends poking out of a turtleneck.

Anonymous said...

They might be around the pond, but I don't think it's for a drink.

Anonymous said...

This is gross

Anonymous said...

I see a POS muslim filing some kind of protest.