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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Mitt Romney falls to Evander Holyfield after two rounds

No surprise here: Mitt Romney lost his first-ever boxing match to renowned boxer Evander Holyfield Friday night.

The former presidential hopeful and the heavyweight champ went two rounds, with Romney — dubbed “The Glove” — winning the first one and Holyfield being declared the winner after the second.

“As you can tell, I’m not a boxer — don’t laugh so hard, c’mon,” Romney joked with the crowd after the bout, which was all an elaborate entertainment event to benefit CharityVision. The charity, run by Romney’s son Josh, performs pro-bono surgeries to help blind people around the world.

Romney really got into the sport of it, taking the ring to the strains of “I Will Survive” along with wife Ann Romney, who sported a sideways baseball cap. Mike Leavitt, the former Utah governor who likely would have been a President Romney’s chief of staff, led the charge — and when it came time to fight, he theatrically stripped Romney of a suit and tie so he could box shirtless.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't believe I voted for that moron. Mormons are the most selfish people you'll ever run in too.

Anonymous said...

"Mormons are the most selfish people you'll ever run in too."

Dumbass - do you understand the meaning of 'CHARITY event'?

Anonymous said...

D"OH!

Anonymous said...

Romney ia a real man, not like the girlie man you libtards put in the white house.

Anonymous said...

Wow!! That's your response? ?? Gotta love the eastern shore education system. Dumb teaching the dumb.

Anonymous said...

At least the bum lasted 2 rds. He couldn't get off the mat with Obama.

Anonymous said...

"He couldn't get off the mat with Obama." Actually, Romney's electoral loss to Odumbo says a lot more about the brain-dead parasites voting than it does about Romney the candidate.

ginn said...

9:00PM,
You've nailed it.

Anonymous said...

When will he learn.. he can't win.. Joseph Smith should have warned him..

Ps.. charity events Aka tax write offs parties