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Sunday, April 12, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: Jury Finds Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Guilty On All 30 Counts

There are a total of  30 charges. Once they are all released we will update this post.


COUNT 1: Conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction. GUILTY

  • COUNT 1a. Did conspiracy result in the death of Krystle Campbell? yes 
  • COUNT 1b. Did conspiracy result in death of Officer Sean Collier? yes 
  • COUNT 1c. Did conspiracy result in the death of Lingzi Lu? yes COUNT 1d. Did conspiracy result in the death of Martin Richard? yes



COUNT 2: Use of a weapon of mass destruction (Pressure Cooker #1), and aiding and abetting? GUILTY 
  • COUNT 2a. Did Count 2 result in the death of Krystle Campbell? YES


COUNT 3: "Use and Carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #1) during crime of violence; weapon of mass destruction; (from COUNT 2) GUILTY
  • COUNT 3a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 3b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
    COUNT 3c. Did the use of the device cause the death of Krystle Campbell? yes
COUNT 4: Use of a weapon of mass destruction (Pressure Cooker #2), and aiding and abetting? GUILTY
  • COUNT 4a. Did Count 4 result in the death of Lingzi Lu? yes COUNT 4b. Did Count 4 result in the death of Martin Richard? yes 

COUNT 5: "Use and Carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #2) during crime of violence; weapon of mass destruction. GUILTY
  • COUNT 5a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 5b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
    COUNT 5c. Did the use of the device cause the death of Lingzi Lu? yes 
  • COUNT 5d. Did the use of the device cause death of Martin Richard? yes 
COUNT 6: Conspiracy to bomb a place of public use? GUILTY
  • COUNT 6a: Did that conspiracy result in death of Krystle Campbell? yes 
  • COUNT 6b: Did that conspiracy result in death of Sean Collier? yes
    COUNT 6c. Did that conspiracy result in the death of Lingzi Lu? yes 
  • COUNT 6d: Did that conspiracy result in death of Martin Richard? yes 
COUNT 7: Bombing a place of public use, aiding and abetting (Pressure Cooker #1). GUILTY
  •  COUNT 7a: Did Count 7 result in the death of Krystle Campbell?

COUNT 8: "Use and Carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #1) during crime of violence; weapon of mass destruction (from COUNT 7). GUILTY
  • COUNT 8a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 8b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
  • COUNT 8c. Did the use of the device cause the death of Krystle Campbell? yes
COUNT 9: Bombing a place of public use (Pressure Cooker #2) GUILTY 
  • COUNT 9a. Did Count 9 result in the death of Lingzi Lu? yesCOUNT 9b. Did Count 9 result in the death of Martin Richard? yes 
COUNT 10: "Use and carry" of a firearm (Pressure Cooker #2) during a crime of violence (from Count 9) GUILTY
  • COUNT 10a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 10b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
    COUNT 10c. Did the use of the device cause death of Lingzi Lu? yes 
  • COUNT 10d. Did the use of the device cause death of Martin Richard? yes 
COUNT 11: Conspiracy to maliciously destroy property. GUILTY 
  • COUNT 11a: Did that conspiracy result in the death of Krystle Campbell? yes
  • COUNT 11b: Did that conspiracy result in the death of Sean Collier? yes
  • COUNT 11c. Did that conspiracy result in the death of Lingzi Lu? yes
  • COUNT 11d: Did that conspiracy result in the death of Martin Richard? YES

COUNT 12: Malicious destruction of property (Pressure Cooker #1) GUILTY 
  • COUNT 12a. Did Count 12 result in injury to at least 1 person? YES
  • COUNT 12b. Did Count 12 result in the death of Krystle Campbell? yes 
COUNT 13: "Use and carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #1) in relation to malicious destruction of property? GUILTY
  • COUNT 13a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 13b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
    COUNT 13c. Did the use of the device cause the death of Krystle Campbell? yes

COUNT 14: Malicious destruction of property (Pressure Cooker #2) GUILTY 

  • COUNT 14a. Did Count 14 result in injury to at least 1 person? yes
    COUNT 14b. Did Count 14 result in death of Lingzi Lu? yes COUNT 14c. Did Count 14 result in the death of Martin Richard? yes 
COUNT 15: "Use and carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #2) in relation to malicious destruction of property (from Count 14). GUILTY
  • COUNT 15a. Was the Pressure Cooker discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 15b. Was the Pressure Cooker a "destructive device"? yes
    COUNT 15c. Did the use of the device cause death of Lingzi Lu? yes 
  • COUNT 15d. Did the use of the device cause death of Martin Richard? yes
COUNT 16: "Use and carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) in relation to conspiracy to use a WMD (Count 1) GUILTY
  • COUNT 16a: Was the Ruger discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 16b: Did the use of the device cause the death of Officer Sean Collier? yes
COUNT 17: "Use and carry" of a firearm (Ruger 9mm) in relation to conspiracy to bomb a public place (Count 6) GUILTY
  • COUNT 17a: Was the Ruger discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 17b: Did the use of the device cause the death of Officer Sean Collier? yes 
COUNT 18: "Use and carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) in relation to conspiracy to maliciously destroy property (Count 11) GUILTY
  • COUNT 18a: Was the Ruger discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 18b: Did the use of the device cause the death of Officer Sean Collier? yes 
COUNT 19: Carjacking, aiding and abetting GUILTY 
  • COUNT 19a. Did Count 19 result in serious bodily injury to Officer Dic Donohue? yes 
COUNT 20: "Use and carry" of a firearm (Ruger 9mm handgun) in relation to carjacking (Count 19) GUILTY
  • Count 20a: Was the Ruger "brandished"? YES
COUNT 21: Interference with commerce by threats or violence GUILTY 

COUNT 22: "Use and carry" of a firearm (Ruger 9mm) in relation to Interference with commerce (Count 21) GUILTY

  • COUNT 22a: Was the Ruger "brandished"? YES
COUNT 23: Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction (Pressure Cooker #3) in Watertown. GUILTY

  • COUNT 24a: "Use or carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) during Count 23. GUILTY
    COUNT 24b. "Use or carry" of firearm (Pressure Cooker #3) during Count 23. GUILTY
    COUNT 24c. Was the Ruger discharged? yes 
  • COUNT 24d. Was Pressure Cooker #3 discharged? yes
    COUNT 24e. Was Pressure Cooker #3 a "destructive device"? YES 
COUNT 25: Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction (Pipe Bomb #1) in Watertown. GUILTY

  • COUNT 26a: "Use or carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) during Count 25. GUILTY
  • COUNT 26b. "Use or carry" of firearm (Pipe Bomb #1) during Count 25. GUILTY
  • COUNT 26c. Was the Ruger discharged? yes COUNT 26d. Was Pipe Bomb #1 discharged? yes
  • COUNT 26e. Was Pipe Bomb #1 a "destructive device"? YES

COUNT 27: Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction (Pipe Bomb #2) in Watertown. GUILTY

  • COUNT 28a: "Use or carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) during Count 27. GUILTY
    COUNT 28b. "Use or carry" of firearm (Pipe Bomb #2) during Count 27. GUILTY
    COUNT 28c. Was the Ruger discharged? yes COUNT 28d. Was Pipe Bomb #2 discharged? yes
    COUNT 28e. Was Pipe Bomb #2 a "destructive device"? YES
COUNT 29: Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction (Pipe Bomb #3) in Watertown. GUILTY  
  • COUNT 30a: "Use or carry" of firearm (Ruger 9mm) during Count 29. GUILTY
    COUNT 30b. "Use or carry" of firearm (Pipe Bomb #3) during Count 29. GUILTY
    COUNT 30c. Was Pipe Bomb #3 brandished? yes 
  • COUNT 30d. Was the Ruger discharged? yes
  • COUNT 30e. Was Pipe Bomb #3 a "destructive device"? YES

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

And OF COURSE the death penalty is off the table, thanks to Eric Holder having to barge in on the case. Too bad.

Anonymous said...

He wont get the death penalty bc muslims will get mad and obama will be making phone. Calls to holder to make sure he doesn't get death.

Anonymous said...

Take his life before Obama can pick up the phone

OATH KEEPER MEMBER.../ Tea Party supporter said...

King Obama will let him go...Watch!!!

Anonymous said...

3000 boston cops could not kill that ah?? shameful..... guilty was never a question... he doesn't want the death penalty.... really

Anonymous said...

Hang the bastard... Publicly

OATH KEEPER MEMBER... said...

Obama will pardon him.

Anonymous said...

The jury decides on the death penalty. A presidential pardon of the penalty is aiding the enemy and will only encourage more sleeper cells to do the same horrendous act with no punishment. Three hots and a cot is not punishment to these terrorists.

Anonymous said...

Hell, Obama will trade him for another deserter.

Anonymous said...

Took long enough. This is liberal Ma. even on death row, he'll die of old age.

Anonymous said...

It is a joke that he wasn't carried out of that boat in a black bag. Any sentence is a joke. Death penalty? In this country? Ha, he will live it up for over 30 years, then be pardoned.

Anonymous said...

if obama had a son?

Anonymous said...

he will have 3 halal meals a day for life.

Anonymous said...

He will be radicalized in prison, OOOOOOPs.

Anonymous said...

Should have wasted this a-hole in the boat. then, we wouldn't be talking about this.

Anonymous said...

Thank you! So chances are he won't get the death penalty so now to add insult to injury we (the taxpayers) house and feed this a**hole for the rest of his miserable days.
Hopefully someone will shove a broom up his ass in prison and save us all some money.

Anonymous said...

Yep just like jeff dahmer.

Anonymous said...

Sadly he is a patsy for a more sinister plot most commenters wont understand. There are criminal elements within our government that have sold there souls.

Anonymous said...

How's that foil hat working out for you? Wouldn't have thought the government mind rays could penetrate all the way into your moms basement.

Anonymous said...

If he doesn't get the death penalty. I pray that as soon as he goes to prison he becomes some prisoners bitch and they make his life hell before they kill him. If I were a guard I would turn my head and let them get er done. The people to whom he injured and the families of the people that have died do not deserve to have to pay their tax dollars to house this bastard for the rest of his life and I know I don't want to either!

Anonymous said...

He will be in segregated lockup forever.