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Saturday, February 28, 2015


An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"


Anonymous said...

true true true.

Anonymous said...

You know, they say there's a little bit of truth in all humor.

Too much truth it seems, isn't that funny... sigh.

Bleak times we're living in.

Anonymous said...

LOL or sad I'm not sure.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Benny Hill isn't alive to tell it.

Anonymous said...

British joke, yes. USA joke, no, it's the truth.

Anonymous said...

Does that make it a "toke" in the US?