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Saturday, February 28, 2015

What A Man's Hands Say About How He Treats Women

Listen up, ladies. If you want to figure out if your date is a nice guy or a jerk, take a look at his hands.

A strange new study suggests that the shorter a guy's index finger is compared to his ring finger, the more likely he is to be nice to women. Guys whose index fingers and ring fingers are close in length, or whose index fingers are longer than their ring fingers, watch out!

"When with women, men with smaller ratios [of index to ring finger] were more likely to listen attentively, smile and laugh, compromise or compliment the other person," Dr. Debbie Moskowitz, a psychology professor at McGill University in Montreal and the study's lead author, said in a written statement.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm good on that end, but what does it say about women's fingers and how they treat their men? Mine treated me and the kids like crap until the judge locked her out of the house.

Anonymous said...

Ask her to send you a photo and get back to us... :)

Anonymous said...

Impressive! You won't find this type of investigative reporting in The Daily Slimes

Anonymous said...


Small study, in Canada. Behavioral results reported back by the study subjects (w/o direct observation to confirm/deny their reporting) who described their interactions with others over several days.

This groundbreaking news will certainly distract us from more important topics, such as 'What color is this dress?'

Anonymous said...

I would guess if the size of a man's penis is smaller than his index finger, then a ring would make no difference at all.

Anonymous said...

what a bunch of crap