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Friday, February 20, 2015

Kentucky Police Department Issues Arrest Warrant For Frozen's Queen Elsa

We hope the Disney kingdom of Arendelle has a “no exceptions” policy when it comes to extradition, because Queen Elsa is wanted in the state of Kentucky.

It may sound like a joke, but it isn’t. The Harlan City Police Department, of Kentucky, has issued an official warrant for the Frozen princess’ arrest. The crime? Plunging the otherwise mild midwestern city into an arctic wasteland.



Anonymous said...

Put her in jail with Santee Claus.

Anonymous said...

Or with the groundhog when they catch up to him.