SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILES
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILES
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you, my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well, my son. Please follow me.. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so, and another nun answers and says, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILES
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you, my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well, my son. Please follow me.. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so, and another nun answers and says, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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