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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

EPA Asks Employees To Stop Pooping In Hallways

Before you ask, no, this is NOT from the Onion. Apparently, some government employees are too stupid to know they shouldn’t defecate in the hallways.

On Wednesday, Government Executive reported that Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area begging them to stop defecating in the hallway. To make things worse, EPA managers had to consult with a national “workplace violence” expert to tell them that feces in the hallway constitutes a health hazard.

Government Executive added:
In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned “several incidents” in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must have hired some muslims , they poop anywhere , wipe with their hands , then chew their finger nails.

Anonymous said...

Where is this office? I'd like to go there and help out! I've got to go, and I can't think of a more appropriate place than the EPA's hallways!

Anonymous said...

This is just too easy

Anonymous said...

Serves them right, since they've been $hi**ing on the US since inception.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable...yet crafty. I like it!

Anonymous said...

Some of O's relatives no doubt.

Anonymous said...


Hazardous waste 'dump' is the conclusion?

Anonymous said...

Perfectly predictable that all of you would find this acceptable.Now go crap in your living room floor & tell your wife to come & look.

Anonymous said...

She would find you 12:28