I have a fake plastic cockroach that I carry with me always.The other day in a restaurant I put it on the table to see how the waitress reacted.She nonchalantly brushed it off of the table without missing a beat.If I didn't know better I'd say she had done that before.
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Mess my pants and then run
Call RC Cordrey I saw him single handley stomp a piss ant
"honey, it's for you !"
7:43-I saw that too,but that particular piss ant was 6-4 and weighed at least 250.
suck it up with my dyson and then put the vac outside
Drop dead
I have a fake plastic cockroach that I carry with me always.The other day in a restaurant I put it on the table to see how the waitress reacted.She nonchalantly brushed it off of the table without missing a beat.If I didn't know better I'd say she had done that before.
Step on it and get on with my life.
Sh##t my pants and pass out !!
Get the pistol out
Call Spiderman?
Call Obama...he knows what to do
Hope that spiders are not attracted to the smell of poop...
RUN!!
Where are all the real men ?
Smile, gather her up with her egg sac and relocate her to the garden.
Go about my basement business, wish her a good day, then go on with my life.
Oh! And wish her a happy Mother's Day!
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