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Friday, May 30, 2014

Famous Presidential Lies Contest

Famous Presidential Lies
Written by, To The Point News

LBJ:
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin )

Nixon:
I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No New Taxes

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America .
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi .
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America ."

I believe we have a winner!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The biggest lie was the first of these - his oath of office!

Anonymous said...

Actually we have the biggest loser of all time.

Anonymous said...

Pretty much says it all

Anonymous said...

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Actually this wasn't a lie and you are ignorant fool if you believe otherwise.

lmclain said...

Because I'm not fond of the idea of the Secret Service shooting me as I walk out the door to go to work one morning, I'll refrain from saying exactly what we should do to him, but its the same thing I have recommended we do to ALL of those lying, cheating, thieving, pedophilic, alcoholic, bribe-taking, philandering, double-talking, two-faced, back-room dealing slugs.
But not "your guy", of course. He's the only one who can "change things", which apparently is the mantra that all of them use now. And the mantra that also apparently lures most of you into believing they will actually do that.

Anonymous said...

The only change we need, Imclain, is the change back to abiding by the Constitution and working for the next ten years to toss out all the "laws" that have been made that are unconstitutional, and shutting down the agencies that are caused by them.