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Monday, April 14, 2014

Kim Jong-Un wins 're-election' as leader of North Korea in rigged vote where nobody else was allowed to stand

Kim Jong-Un has been 're-elected' as leader of North Korea having executed his politically-powerful uncle last year and successfully disposed of 11 high-ranking government officials over the weekend.

After a pre-determined vote, in which no-one else was allowed to stand, Kim was reaffirmed as First Chairman of the powerful National Defence Commission (NDC) by the country's new rubber-stamp parliament, the Supreme People's Assembly.

The state-controlled Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) described the election as 'the great jubilee in the nation's history' and told how parliament cheered as the result was announced.

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5 comments:

Daddio said...

Where's the "dislike" button?

Anonymous said...


Must have run as a Democrat w/o voter ID!

Anonymous said...

I thought drones took care of people like this.

Anonymous said...

Great guy. Loves basketball and genocide. And he has a killer sense of humor. Super fun at karaoke night.

Anonymous said...

The future of elections in America. You think the last two elections were bad? You haven't seen anything yet.