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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Work

A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."...

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The U.S. doctor wins this one!

Anonymous said...

Makes sense to me!

Anonymous said...

So sad how true this is!

Anonymous said...

PRMC admits people all the time with no brains,no heart and no balls when DC hospitals are filled to capacity.

Anonymous said...

The Us doctor forgot to mention that the entire congress lost what ever balls it may have had and is still able to do business as usual