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Saturday, December 28, 2013

WELCOME TO THE AMERICA IN THE 21ST CENTURY!

· Our Phones - Wireless
· Cooking - Fireless
· Cars - Keyless
· Food – Fatless
· Tires – Tubeless
· Dress – Sleeveless
· Youth – Jobless
· Leaders – Shameless
· Relationships – Meaningless
· Attitudes – Careless
· Babies – Fatherless
· Feelings – Heartless
· Education – Valueless
· Children – Manner less
· Country – Godless

We are speechless, Congress is CLUELESS, and our President is WORTHLESS!!

Did I miss anything?......

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just the boneless chicken at KFC,but you got most of them.

Anonymous said...

Our mayor ...Gayness

Anonymous said...

-Our Congress - Spineless

Anonymous said...

Man it hurts when you right on target. lol