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Thursday, September 05, 2013

Today's Lesson In Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture is proud to be distributing this year the greatest number of free Meals and Food Stamps ever. Equal to meals for 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior asks us: "Please Do Not Feed the Wild Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because, "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus ends today's lesson in irony.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

A classic example that I always use.

Anonymous said...

That's the objective: give food, housing, money, and necessities of life to a gullible class and you get reelected for life - and the country sees a radical drop in economic, moral, and worldwide standing.

Working quite well, isn't it.

Anonymous said...

The forest animals can't vote.

Anonymous said...

Is this inferring that people on Food Stamps are wild animals?

Anonymous said...

I hope the author of this "wisdom" is never in the circumstances of needing help.

I'm sure he was self-sufficient upon birth.

Ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hope the author of this "wisdom" is never in the circumstances of needing help.

I'm sure he was self-sufficient upon birth.

Ignorant.


September 5, 2013 at 12:49 PM

No you are ignorant. Why don't you pay my taxes for me.

Anonymous said...

Sadly 12:49 that is the plan to make you dependent. We all need to unplug and get back to basics and understand there are great advances in indoor horticulture that could be used to make people self sufficient, but they don't promote teaching you how to fish, only throw you a can of sardines and put some electronic funds that I pay for on a card that can be abused and used for cash, skittles, chips, sodas............The system is broke by design. They want us all enslaved economically, psychologically, and if they have there way physically