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Sunday, June 23, 2013

Secret Service To Dress As Farmers, Ride Tractors To Protect Barack Obama at G8: Report

Secret Service agents are disguising themselves as farmers to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit in Northern Ireland.

They have even bought a fleet of tractors ahead of the US President’s arrival tomorrow for the two-day meeting.

The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the agents — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the point of being incognito now that there cover is exposed?

Anonymous said...

Bought Tractors???? mochele staying at $3300 per night hotels along with 30 of her friends?? can it get any better

Anonymous said...

More wasteful government spending. Don't we still have a Army in America that can do this job?

Anonymous said...

How much does it cost to buy a tractor and ship it to Ireland? These guys waste so much money. They would be better off hiding sniper style somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Sure, the slick $40 haircuts and constant unbroken stare will never give them away, or those idling flashy new tractors parked around the outside of Club Med for black folks (the white ones are temporarily closed?). Or a bunch of whitey's huddling around a half a dozen black people that stick out like sore thumbs in Whitey Land Northern Ireland. Sounds like a wabbit hunting plan hatched by Elmer Fudd from fantasy island. Where's those drones when you need one?

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, let's do *this* to disguise ourselves, and protect the president. Great idea, Bob... I'll put out a press release describing our incognito plans in full detail.

Anonymous said...

Begs the question, "What will they do with the tractors after it's over?"

Anonymous said...

The same thing they do with all of your tax money, give it away.

Anonymous said...

If I were that SCARED I would stay the Hello home.

lmclain said...

Can't have White House tours because there is no money???