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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Best Joke Of 2013 So Far

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great one and the truth.

Anonymous said...

Wall street is up! The Rich are greedier than ever!
The A-rabs is killing each other up. We are shooting poor people
down in the street. Yee haw!
Yep 'murica gone to hell! I'll tell you. Yep.